Costco Crushed Earnings But the Stock Still Tanked – Here’s Why Wall Street Is Being Dramatic

So Costco just dropped their Q4 earnings, and it’s giving me serious “good news, bad news” vibes. The good news? They absolutely crushed it. The bad news? The stock decided to throw a tantrum anyway, falling 2% like a toddler who didn’t get the right flavor of goldfish crackers.

Let’s break this down because honestly, the market’s reaction makes about as much sense as pineapple on pizza (fight me).

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  • The Numbers Don’t Lie (Unlike My Diet Plans)

    Costco posted earnings of $5.87 per share, beating Wall Street’s estimate of $5.80. Revenue hit $86.16 billion, also above the $86.06 billion target. Net income jumped to $2.61 billion from $2.35 billion last year. These are the kind of numbers that should make investors happier than finding a parking spot at Costco on a Saturday.

    But here’s where things get spicy: while Costco is up less than 1% this year, the S&P 500 is flexing with a 12.5% gain. It’s like being the only person not invited to the party, except the party is making money.

    The Plot Twist: Same-Store Sales Drama

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  • Here’s where Wall Street decided to get all moody. Same-store sales (that’s fancy talk for “how much more stuff did existing stores sell”) grew 6.4%. Sounds pretty solid, right? Well, apparently not solid enough for the analysts who’ve been watching this metric slow down for two quarters straight.

    It’s like when your friend keeps getting slightly less excited about your dating stories – technically still interested, but the enthusiasm is definitely cooling off.

    But Wait, There’s More (Context)

    Before we all panic-sell our Costco memberships, let’s zoom out. The economy actually grew 3.8% in Q2, crushing expectations of 3% growth. That’s a massive turnaround from Q1’s 0.6% decline. So it’s not like people suddenly stopped buying 48-packs of toilet paper.

    The real tea? Options traders have been betting against Costco since early September, with $48.23 million more in bearish bets than bullish ones. When the smart money starts flowing one way, the stock usually follows like a loyal golden retriever.

    The Bottom Line (Literally)

    Is this a buying opportunity or a warning sign? Honestly, it feels more like Wall Street having a moment than Costco having a crisis. The fundamentals are still solid – people aren’t going to stop buying bulk everything anytime soon.

    The key thing to watch? If those options flows start turning positive again, that could signal the beginning of a comeback tour. Until then, Costco might just be on sale – and we all know how much people love a good Costco deal.

    Just remember: sometimes the market acts like that friend who overthinks every text message. Sometimes a good earnings report is just a good earnings report, even if the stock doesn’t immediately throw a parade about it.

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