That Annoying Friend Who’s Always Right About Market Crashes Is Back

You know that friend who somehow called the last market dip right before everyone else got wrecked? Well, Bank of America has basically become that person, and their crystal ball is starting to glow red again.

BofA’s “Bull & Bear Indicator” – which sounds like it should be tracking actual wildlife but is actually their fancy way of measuring when investors are getting a little too comfortable – is creeping toward another sell signal. And here’s the kicker: the last time this thing flashed red was October 1st, right before November turned into a bloodbath for stocks.

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  • Think of this indicator as the market’s mood ring. When everyone’s feeling super bullish and throwing money around like they’re at a Vegas buffet, it starts flashing “DANGER, WILL ROBINSON.” When people are hiding under their desks convinced the world is ending, it says “hey, maybe buy some stuff.”

    The indicator hit 8.9 in October – firmly in “Extreme Bullish” territory, which in market speak means “everyone’s drunk on optimism.” What happened next? The S&P 500 face-planted 4% in November. Not exactly a crash, but enough to make your 401k send you some passive-aggressive notifications.

    BofA just gave their indicator a makeover too, tweaking it to better account for things like market structure and investor liquidity – basically making it even better at being that friend who ruins the party by pointing out when everyone’s having too much fun.

    Right now, the gauge is hovering just below another sell signal. It’s like watching a pot that’s about to boil over, except instead of pasta water, it’s investor euphoria that’s about to make a mess.

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  • The timing is particularly spicy because we’re in one of those weird market moments where everything feels simultaneously great and terrible. Tech stocks are doing their usual “am I a genius investment or a house of cards?” dance, AI companies are burning through cash faster than a crypto bro at a Lamborghini dealership, and everyone’s trying to figure out if we’re heading for a recession or just a really awkward economic pause.

    Meanwhile, mega-cap tech stocks are showing signs of weakness – probably because investors are finally doing that thing where they look at their gains and think “maybe I should actually take some profits before this all goes sideways.”

    The beauty of contrarian indicators is they’re basically betting against human nature. When everyone’s optimistic, they say be scared. When everyone’s panicking, they say buy the dip. It’s like having a financial therapist who specializes in telling you to do the opposite of what feels right.

    So what does this mean for your portfolio? Well, if BofA’s track record holds up, we might be in for some choppiness ahead. Not necessarily a full-blown crash, but maybe enough turbulence to remind everyone that trees don’t actually grow to the sky, and what goes up sometimes takes the elevator down.

    The indicator typically gives signals with a one to three-month window, so we’re not talking about immediate doom. But it might be worth checking if your portfolio is a little too heavy on the “everything’s awesome forever” side of things.

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