Remember when your friend told you to buy Bitcoin at $20K and you said "nah, I'll wait for it to go lower"? Well, plot twist: according to André Dragosch from Bitwise Asset Management, we might be living in that "lower" moment right now. Here's the thing that's got this European research head all fired up: Bitcoin is currently trading like the world is ending, but the actual economic data? It's more like "meh, things are okay." It's the financial equivalent of wearing a winter coat in spring because you heard it might rain. The Numbers Don't Lie (But They're Confusing) Dragosch did some ser...

Well, well, well. Just when you thought 2025 couldn't get any weirder, Goldman Sachs decided to play party pooper at the flying car celebration. The investment banking giant just dropped some serious cold water on the eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) stock party, and let's just say retail investors are feeling a bit... deflated. Here's the tea: Goldman's analysts just initiated coverage on several flying car companies, and their message was basically "pump the brakes, people." They're particularly skeptical about two of retail traders' favorite darlings: Joby Aviation and Archer ...

Remember when your little cousin suddenly got taller than you over summer break? That's basically what happened to small-cap stocks last week, and honestly, it's kind of hilarious. While everyone was arguing about whether to put cranberry sauce on turkey (the correct answer is yes, obviously), the Russell 2000 – that's the index that tracks smaller companies – quietly gained 5% in three days. Meanwhile, the big boys in the S&P 500 managed a respectable 1.6%, but let's be real: getting schooled by the little guys has to sting a bit. This was the biggest Thanksgiving rally since 2012, which co...

Oh, Michael Burry is back with another spicy take that's going to make Jerome Powell's eye twitch. The guy who famously shorted the housing market before it face-planted in 2008 just went on Michael Lewis's podcast and basically said the Federal Reserve is about as necessary as a chocolate teapot. His exact words? The Fed has "the easiest job in the world." Ouch. That's like telling a brain surgeon their job is just "fancy cutting." But here's where it gets interesting (and slightly unhinged, which is peak Burry). He thinks Trump might accidentally kill the Fed by trying to control it. "When...

So Nvidia just had its worst month on the Dow since... well, since it became the poster child for "AI will save us all." Down 15% in November, which for a stock that's been basically printing money for three years straight, feels like watching your overachieving friend finally get a B+ on a test. Let's be real here: NVDA has been on an absolute tear. We're talking 119% average annual returns over three years. That's not investing, that's basically legal gambling with better odds. This year alone, it's "only" up 33% – and yes, I'm using air quotes because most of us would kill for those return...

Remember when the government's biggest financial move was bailing out banks? Those were simpler times. Now Uncle Sam has decided to get into the stock-picking business – and honestly, it's kind of working. Here's what's happening: The U.S. government isn't just regulating markets anymore. It's literally choosing which companies win. Welcome to what fancy economists call "State-Backed Capitalism," but I prefer to think of it as "Washington's Investment Club." Why the sudden career change? Two words: China's winning. While we were busy arguing about everything else, Beijing spent a decade hoa...

You know that feeling when you sell something and immediately regret it? Like when you flip your old Pokemon cards on eBay, only to watch them skyrocket in value the next week? Well, imagine that feeling, but instead of Pokemon cards, it's a $6 billion stake in the hottest AI company on the planet. Meet Masayoshi Son, SoftBank's CEO and apparently the most emotionally invested billionaire in tech. This guy just admitted he was literally crying while selling off his company's entire Nvidia position. Not metaphorically crying. Actually crying. "I was crying to sell Nvidia shares," Son confesse...

Remember when everyone was obsessed with gold? Well, copper just crashed the party and it's not leaving anytime soon. The red metal is absolutely crushing it right now. We're talking record highs of over $11,000 per ton on the London Metal Exchange – that's like copper putting on its Sunday best and showing off. Meanwhile, U.S. futures are dancing around $5.32 per pound, up 1.6% and looking pretty pleased with themselves. So what's got copper acting like it just won the lottery? Two words: supply crunch. Mines are having more drama than a reality TV show – unplanned shutdowns, tense negotiat...

Remember when the government's biggest financial move was bailing out banks? Those were simpler times, my friend. Now Washington has decided to play a completely different game – and most investors are still figuring out the rules. Here's what's happening: The U.S. government isn't just regulating markets anymore. It's literally picking winners. Welcome to what I'm calling "State-Backed Capitalism" – think China's playbook, but with American-style chaos and way better marketing. Why the Sudden Career Change? Simple. China's been eating our lunch in the AI game, and Washington finally notice...

Well, well, well. Bitcoin decided to kick off December by face-planting harder than your uncle at the family holiday party. The world's favorite digital gold substitute is currently trading around $85,461, which puts it a whopping 32% down from its October peak of $126,200. Ouch. For context, that's like buying a Tesla and watching it turn into a used Honda Civic in two months. Ethereum's not doing much better either, dropping 7% to hover around $2,800. It's giving major "everything is fine" dog-in-burning-room vibes. Here's the thing that makes this extra painful: December is usually Bitcoi...