Remember when everyone was freaking out about "circularity" last month? Yeah, that was fun. Well, Wall Street has found a shiny new word to obsess over, and it's sending AI stocks into a tailspin faster than you can say "ChatGPT." The word? Depreciation. I know, I know. It sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry on a spreadsheet. But stick with me here, because this boring accounting term is currently the reason your AI portfolio looks like it got hit by a truck. Here's the deal: All those fancy GPUs and semiconductor chips that Big Tech has been buying up like they're limited-editio...

So Nvidia just dropped some absolutely bonkers earnings numbers – we're talking $57 billion in revenue (up 62% year-over-year) and data center sales that jumped 66%. CEO Jensen Huang was practically doing victory laps, talking about how "Blackwell sales are off the charts" and "cloud GPUs are sold out." Wall Street's reaction? Panic. Sell everything. The sky is falling. I mean, come on. It's like getting a perfect report card and having your parents ground you because your handwriting wasn't neat enough. The Great Freakout of 2025 Here's what has everyone's underwear in a twist: Nvidia's a...

So here's a fun plot twist nobody saw coming: Tesla, the company we all know for making cars that drive themselves (sometimes) and catching fire on Twitter, might actually be sitting on the next big AI chip goldmine. And honestly? It's kind of genius. While everyone's been obsessing over whether Tesla can hit its delivery targets or if Elon's latest tweet tanked the stock, the company has been quietly building what might be the most underrated AI operation in tech. We're talking millions of custom AI chips already deployed across their fleet, powering everything from that Full Self-Driving so...

So you thought you'd coast into Thanksgiving with your portfolio looking as stuffed as your turkey? Think again, friend. This week is shaping up to be one of those "short but spicy" affairs that'll have you checking your phone between bites of cranberry sauce. After last week's brutal tech selloff (RIP to anyone who bought the AI dip too early), investors are basically walking on eggshells waiting for the next shoe to drop. Here's the thing about holiday weeks: fewer traders means wilder swings. It's like trying to steer a shopping cart with one wobbly wheel through Black Friday crowds – tec...

Remember when everyone was freaking out about "circularity" in AI deals last month? Well, buckle up buttercup, because Wall Street has found a new word to lose sleep over: depreciation. Yeah, I know. It sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry on a rainy Tuesday. But this boring accounting term is currently giving AI stocks the kind of beating usually reserved for crypto during a bear market. Here's the deal: All those shiny, expensive GPUs and semiconductor chips that tech companies have been buying like they're Pokemon cards? Some very smart (and very pessimistic) people think these ...

So Vanguard just dropped their 2026 market outlook preview, and it's basically the investment equivalent of your friend telling you that trendy restaurant everyone's obsessing over is actually overpriced and the hole-in-the-wall place down the street has better food. The massive asset manager – you know, the folks who manage trillions of dollars and probably know a thing or two about investing – just told everyone to pump the brakes on tech stocks. Yes, even with all the AI hype that's been making everyone feel like they're missing out on the next big thing. Here's the tea: Vanguard thinks t...

So here's a fun little story about how the stock market can be absolutely bonkers sometimes. Picture this: You're sitting in a room full of finance nerds (the good kind), all staring at their phones like teenagers waiting for their crush to text back. Except instead of "hey u up?" they're waiting for Nvidia's earnings report. Wednesday evening rolls around, and BOOM – Nvidia absolutely crushes it. Revenue? Check. Profits? Double check. Guidance? Chef's kiss. Everything Wall Street wanted and more. For a hot minute, it felt like that Y2K moment when everyone was freaking out about computers ...

Remember when everyone was freaking out about "circularity" in AI deals last month? Well, Wall Street has found a new word to lose sleep over: depreciation. And honestly, it's kind of hilarious watching grown investors panic over basic accounting. Here's the deal: All those shiny, expensive GPUs and chips that tech companies are buying like they're Pokemon cards? They might lose value way faster than anyone expected. Think of it like buying the latest iPhone – except these "phones" cost millions and might be obsolete in two years instead of six. The drama started when some famous short-selle...

So Palantir (PLTR) just face-planted 25% from its November highs, and everyone's asking the same question: Is this the beginning of the end for AI stocks, or just a really expensive lesson in "what goes up must come down"? Here's the deal: Despite Wall Street's cheerleaders insisting Palantir is about to rocket to the moon (thanks to growing revenue, fat profits, and cash flow that would make Scrooge McDuck jealous), the market is basically giving them the cold shoulder. Yesterday alone, shares dropped another 6% as tech stocks got hammered harder than a nail in a construction zone. Even Nvi...

Remember when your friend convinced you that buying crypto was "basically free money"? Well, MicroStrategy (MSTR) is that friend, except they bet the entire company on it. And now? Things are getting spicy. Here's the deal: Back in 2020, CEO Michael Saylor had what seemed like a brilliant idea. Instead of keeping boring old cash on the books, why not buy Bitcoin? Lots of it. Like, 649,000 Bitcoin worth of "lots." The plan was simple: Bitcoin goes up, company looks like geniuses, everyone gets rich. And for a while? It totally worked. MSTR became the ultimate Bitcoin proxy stock – when crypto...