When Missing the Mark Actually Hits the Bullseye: Home Depot’s Earnings Plot Twist

So here's a fun little Wall Street riddle for you: What do you call it when a company whiffs on earnings but their stock still goes up 3%? Tuesday at Home Depot, apparently. The orange-aproned giant just pulled off what I like to call the "participation trophy rally" – missing both revenue and earnings estimates yet somehow convincing investors they deserved a pat on the back anyway. It's like showing up late to your own party and still being named host ...
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Sam Altman Just Dropped the Ultimate AI Reality Check (And It’s Wild)

So Sam Altman just casually dropped some bombs last Thursday that basically sum up the entire AI investing dilemma in one neat little package. And honestly? It's kind of hilarious how perfectly he captured the madness. First, he's out there saying OpenAI is going to spend trillions on data centers. Trillions! With a T! Like, "Hey economists, we know you think we're crazy, but whatever, let us do our thing." Classic tech bro energy right there. But then – and this is ...
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Sam Altman Just Spilled the Tea on AI Stocks (And It’s Complicated)

So Sam Altman just dropped some serious truth bombs last week, and honestly? The guy's giving us whiplash. First, he's out here saying OpenAI is gonna spend trillions (with a T!) on data centers in the "not very distant future." Like, okay Sam, we get it – you're basically printing money over there. But then – plot twist – he turns around and basically calls the whole AI investment scene a bubble. He's literally comparing it to the dot-com crash and saying ...
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SoftBank Just Threw Intel a $2 Billion Lifeline (And It’s About Time)

Remember when Intel was the cool kid in tech? Yeah, me neither – that was like, decades ago. But hey, someone still believes in the struggling chipmaker, and that someone happens to have very deep pockets. SoftBank, the Japanese investment giant that's basically the venture capital equivalent of your friend who always has money for the check, just dropped $2 billion on Intel stock. At $23 per share, they're now sitting pretty with about 2% of the company. Not exactly a ...
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Bear Markets Might Actually Be Getting Less Scary (And Here’s Why)

Remember when bear markets used to stick around like that one friend who overstays their welcome? You know, the ones that would crash your portfolio party and then camp out for years while you slowly rebuilt your wealth one sad dollar at a time? Well, plot twist: those marathon misery sessions might actually be becoming extinct. And before you roll your eyes and mutter "sure, this time is different," hear me out—because the math behind this is actually pretty wild. The Great ...
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Why This AI Data Center Stock Just Went Absolutely Bonkers (Up 15%)

So you know how everyone's obsessed with AI these days? Well, turns out someone's gotta keep all those ChatGPT conversations and AI art generators running somewhere. Enter Applied Digital (NASDAQ: APLD) – basically the landlord for AI's computing power – and their stock just had a Monday that would make a crypto bro jealous, shooting up 15%. Here's the deal: Applied Digital announced they're building another massive AI data center in North Dakota (because apparently that's where the cool AI kids ...
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Google Just Went Full Nuclear (And We’re Not Talking About Their Search Algorithm)

So Google just dropped $3.2 billion on TeraWulf—a Bitcoin mining company that's pivoting harder than a startup at a pitch competition. But here's the kicker: they're not just throwing money at crypto miners for fun. They're building the infrastructure for an AI future that's going to need more power than a small country. Let's break this down without the Wall Street jargon, shall we? The Nuclear Option (Literally) Google isn't just buying into TeraWulf's data centers—they're partnering with Kairos Power to deploy next-gen ...
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The $400 Billion AI Money Machine That’s Breaking Wall Street’s Brain

Remember when your biggest financial worry was whether to buy the name-brand cereal? Well, buckle up, because Big Tech just decided to spend more money on AI than most countries spend on... everything. Here's the deal: While everyone's arguing about whether AI stocks are overvalued, the tech giants are quietly building what I like to call the "AI Money Cannon." And spoiler alert – it's loaded with $400 billion worth of ammunition. When Tech Companies Become Countries Let's put this in perspective. If ...
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