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Remember when everyone was freaking out about "circularity" in AI deals last month? Well, buckle up buttercup, because Wall Street has found a new word to lose sleep over: depreciation. Yeah, I know. It sounds about as exciting as watching paint dry on a rainy Tuesday. But this boring accounting term is currently giving AI stocks the kind of beating usually reserved for crypto during a bear market. Here's the deal: All those shiny, expensive GPUs and semiconductor chips that tech companies ...
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So Vanguard just dropped their 2026 market outlook preview, and it's basically the investment equivalent of your friend telling you that trendy restaurant everyone's obsessing over is actually overpriced and the hole-in-the-wall place down the street has better food. The massive asset manager – you know, the folks who manage trillions of dollars and probably know a thing or two about investing – just told everyone to pump the brakes on tech stocks. Yes, even with all the AI hype that's ...
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So here's a fun little story about how the stock market can be absolutely bonkers sometimes. Picture this: You're sitting in a room full of finance nerds (the good kind), all staring at their phones like teenagers waiting for their crush to text back. Except instead of "hey u up?" they're waiting for Nvidia's earnings report. Wednesday evening rolls around, and BOOM – Nvidia absolutely crushes it. Revenue? Check. Profits? Double check. Guidance? Chef's kiss. Everything Wall Street wanted and more. For a ...
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Remember when everyone was freaking out about "circularity" in AI deals last month? Well, Wall Street has found a new word to lose sleep over: depreciation. And honestly, it's kind of hilarious watching grown investors panic over basic accounting. Here's the deal: All those shiny, expensive GPUs and chips that tech companies are buying like they're Pokemon cards? They might lose value way faster than anyone expected. Think of it like buying the latest iPhone – except these "phones" cost millions ...
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So Palantir (PLTR) just face-planted 25% from its November highs, and everyone's asking the same question: Is this the beginning of the end for AI stocks, or just a really expensive lesson in "what goes up must come down"? Here's the deal: Despite Wall Street's cheerleaders insisting Palantir is about to rocket to the moon (thanks to growing revenue, fat profits, and cash flow that would make Scrooge McDuck jealous), the market is basically giving them the cold shoulder. Yesterday alone, ...
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Remember when your friend convinced you that buying crypto was "basically free money"? Well, MicroStrategy (MSTR) is that friend, except they bet the entire company on it. And now? Things are getting spicy. Here's the deal: Back in 2020, CEO Michael Saylor had what seemed like a brilliant idea. Instead of keeping boring old cash on the books, why not buy Bitcoin? Lots of it. Like, 649,000 Bitcoin worth of "lots." The plan was simple: Bitcoin goes up, company looks like ...
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Remember when everyone was freaking out about "circularity" in AI deals last month? Well, buckle up buttercup, because there's a new villain in town: depreciation. And it's got the AI trade running scared like it just saw its browser history. Here's the deal: All those shiny, expensive GPUs and semiconductor chips that Big Tech has been hoarding like digital dragons? Some very smart (and very pessimistic) people think they're going to lose value way faster than anyone expected. Think of it ...
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So Vanguard just dropped their 2026 market outlook preview, and let me tell you—it's basically a polite way of saying "your NVIDIA obsession might be getting a little out of hand." The asset management giant (you know, the folks managing $8+ trillion who probably know a thing or two about money) just told everyone that despite AI being the hottest thing since sliced bread, tech stocks aren't making their top three investment picks for the next 5-10 years. Plot twist alert. The "Boring" ...
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