Oracle Just Broke Wall Street’s Brain (And Made Larry Ellison $110 Billion Richer)

Remember when Oracle was just that boring database company your IT department complained about? Well, plot twist: they just had the kind of earnings call that makes Wall Street analysts sound like they're witnessing actual magic. Oracle's stock absolutely exploded 42% on Wednesday, turning Larry Ellison into the world's richest person (at least according to Bloomberg—Forbes says Musk still holds the crown, but who's counting when you're worth $393 billion?). That's a casual $110 billion day for Larry. Not bad for ...
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The Robot That Finds 1,000% Winners (And Why It’s Not Skynet)

Look, we've all been there. You see some stock rocket 500% and think, "Why didn't I buy that?" Well, Eric Fry might have cracked the code – and no, it doesn't involve a crystal ball or insider trading. Meet "Apogee," Fry's computerized stock-picking system that sounds like it should be launching missiles but instead hunts for the next Amazon before it becomes, well, Amazon. The guy claims it spotted AMZN before its 1,115% run while smartly avoiding Tesla's wild roller coaster ...
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Finally! The Housing Market Might Actually Be Waking Up From Its Coma

Remember when buying a house felt impossible? Like trying to catch a unicorn while blindfolded? Well, grab your coffee because the housing market just sent up its first real smoke signal in ages that things might actually be getting better. Here's the tea: mortgage rates just dropped to their lowest level in about a year. The 30-year fixed mortgage rate fell to around 6.5% last week – that's a 15 basis point drop (fancy finance speak for "a decent chunk"). To ...
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Oracle Just Dropped a $455B AI Bomb (And Wall Street Lost Its Mind)

Remember when Oracle was that boring database company your IT department complained about? Well, plot twist: they just became the AI darling nobody saw coming. Oracle's stock absolutely exploded 33% in pre-market trading after they casually mentioned having $455 billion in AI contracts sitting in their back pocket. That's not a typo – we're talking about nearly half a trillion dollars. Here's what happened: Oracle missed their earnings per share by a measly penny (who cares?), but then dropped this nuclear bomb ...
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Apple’s iPhone Air Launch: When ‘Revolutionary’ Meets Reality Check

So Apple dropped their latest "revolutionary" iPhone lineup yesterday, complete with the ultra-thin iPhone Air that's been rumored longer than most Hollywood sequels. The market's reaction? A collective shrug and a 1.48% stock drop. Ouch. Here's the thing about Apple events – they're like that friend who promises an amazing surprise party but shows up with grocery store cake. Sure, it's still cake, but where's the wow factor? The iPhone Air: Thin is In (But Is Battery Life Out?) Apple's big reveal was ...
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When Robots and Humans Team Up to Pick Stocks (Spoiler: It’s Actually Working)

Remember when IBM's Deep Blue beat chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov in 1997? Everyone freaked out thinking robots would take over everything. Plot twist: Kasparov had the last laugh. Instead of sulking, he invented "advanced chess" where humans and AI work together. Suddenly, average players teaming up with computers were crushing both grandmasters and supercomputers flying solo. Turns out, the real magic happens when you combine human intuition with robot-level number crunching. Fast forward to today, and this "cobotic" approach (yes, that's actually ...
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Tech Stocks Are Having a September to Forget (And Here’s Why)

Remember when tech stocks were the golden children of Wall Street? Yeah, well, September had other plans. The Nasdaq 100 took a 1.9% nosedive on Tuesday, with heavy hitters like Nvidia and Amazon both shedding about 2%. It's like watching your favorite superhero movie franchise suddenly start making terrible sequels. So what's behind this tech tantrum? Let me break down the three main culprits that are making even the most optimistic investors reach for their stress balls. 1. The Tariff Soap Opera ...
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When Stocks Go Wild: Wolfspeed Rockets 83% While Everyone Waits for Inflation Data

So here we are on Tuesday morning, and the stock market is doing that thing where it pretends everything is fine while secretly sweating about Thursday's inflation report. You know, like when you're "totally prepared" for a test but still stress-eat an entire bag of chips the night before. The big story today? Wolfspeed just went absolutely bonkers, shooting up 83% after getting court approval for its Chapter 11 reorganization plan. Translation: they were basically broke, filed for bankruptcy protection, and ...
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