Tesla’s Wild Ride: How Elon’s Billion-Dollar Shopping Spree Sent TSLA to the Moon (Again)
Remember when Tesla stock was having a worse year than a crypto influencer's portfolio? Well, buckle up buttercup, because TSLA just pulled off one of those classic "hold my beer" moments that makes the stock market feel like a casino run by caffeinated day traders.
The Rollercoaster Nobody Asked For
Let's rewind to December when Tesla was riding high at $490 per share – basically the stock market equivalent of that friend who peaked in high school. Thanks to Elon's bromance with ...
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America’s AI Gold Rush: Why Big Tech Is Betting Half a Trillion on Home Turf
Remember when everyone was freaking out about China eating our lunch in tech? Well, plot twist: America just decided to cook at home instead.
While the world's busy doom-scrolling through war headlines and inflation fears, the biggest tech companies are quietly making some absolutely bonkers bets on U.S. soil. We're talking half a trillion dollars in AI infrastructure investments. That's not a typo – that's more money than most countries' entire GDP.
Nvidia's $500 Billion "Hold My Beer" Moment
Nvidia just announced they're ...
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IonQ Just Hit $50 and Everyone’s Losing Their Minds (Here’s the Real Deal)
So IonQ stock just blasted past $50 today, and the quantum computing crowd is basically doing victory laps around their keyboards. Why? Because the company got the green light from the UK to buy Oxford Ionics, which sounds fancy but is basically like getting permission to add another shiny toy to their quantum collection.
Here's what actually happened: IonQ has been on this acquisition spree lately, gobbling up quantum companies like they're collecting Pokemon cards. The market loves this strategy because, ...
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Goldman Sachs Just Threw Cold Water on the Stock Market Party (And They Might Be Right)
So here we are, living in what feels like stock market paradise. The S&P 500 is hitting records like it's going out of style, everyone's feeling pretty good about their portfolios, and the Fed is about to start cutting rates like they're handing out free samples at Costco.
But leave it to Goldman Sachs to be that friend who points out the spinach in your teeth right before the big photo. In a note that's basically the financial equivalent of "well, ...
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Goldman Sachs Just Threw Cold Water on the AI Stock Party (And Maybe They Have a Point)
Remember when everyone and their grandmother was buying AI stocks because "artificial intelligence is the future"? Well, Goldman Sachs analyst Ryan Hammond just walked into the party and turned on the lights – and let's just say, things look a little different in the harsh light of reality.
Here's the tea: AI stocks have been stumbling around like they've had one too many at the hype bar. The Morningstar Global Artificial Intelligence Select Index is down about 1% over the past ...
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Elon’s Robot Army: Why Tesla’s Optimus Could Be Your Next Big Win
So Elon Musk thinks his robot is going to be worth more than the iPhone. Bold claim? Absolutely. Crazy? Maybe not as much as you'd think.
Here's the deal: While everyone's been obsessing over Tesla's cars and SpaceX's rockets, Musk has been quietly building something that could make both look like warm-up acts. Meet Optimus, Tesla's humanoid robot that's already working in Tesla factories and apparently serving drinks at the company's Hollywood diner (because of course it is).
Musk recently dropped this ...
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Party’s Over? Goldman Says Two Things Could Crash This Epic Stock Rally
So here we are, folks. Stocks are hitting record highs like it's 1999 (but hopefully with better outcomes). The S&P 500, Dow, and Nasdaq are all doing victory laps while investors are basically high-fiving each other in the streets. Everything's coming up roses: earnings are solid, the economy's chugging along, and the Fed's about to start cutting rates like they're trimming a hedge.
But wait—Goldman Sachs just walked into the party with a reality check. You know Goldman, right? The bank ...
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This Quantum Stock Just Went Full Beast Mode (Up 652% and Counting)
Okay, so you know how everyone's been obsessing over AI stocks lately? Well, hold onto your portfolio because quantum computing just crashed the party – and one stock in particular is absolutely losing its mind in the best way possible.
Meet IonQ (NYSE: IONQ), the quantum computing company that's been quietly building what might be the next big thing while everyone else was busy arguing about ChatGPT. This Maryland-based company just had a Friday that would make any day trader weep ...
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