The 2026 Market Crash That Wall Street Doesn’t Want to Talk About
Remember when everyone thought the internet was going to make us all millionaires? Yeah, about that...
Here's the thing nobody wants to admit: we're living through the exact same playbook that crashed markets in 1929 and 2000. And if history has anything to say about it, 2026 might be when the music stops.
The Three-Step Recipe for Market Disasters
Every major market meltdown follows the same script. It's like a bad movie franchise that keeps getting sequels:
1. Shiny new tech - Radio in ...
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Trump’s Cannabis Order Just Gave Investors a Reality Check (And It Stings)
Remember that friend who gets way too excited about rumors and then acts shocked when reality hits? Yeah, that was basically every cannabis investor this week.
Canopy Growth (CGC) just served up a masterclass in "buy the rumor, sell the news" – and boy, was it painful to watch. When whispers started floating around about Trump signing an executive order to fast-track marijuana rescheduling, CGC shares went absolutely bonkers, shooting up 110% in just a few days. Classic FOMO in action.
Then ...
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Wall Street’s Biggest Tech Cheerleader Just Dropped His 2026 Crystal Ball Predictions (And They’re Wild)
Dan Ives is back with his annual tech fortune-telling session, and honestly, the guy's predictions are either genius or completely bonkers—probably both. The Wedbush analyst who's never met a tech stock he didn't want to hug just released his 2026 outlook, and it's basically a love letter to Silicon Valley wrapped in financial jargon.
Tesla's Robotaxi World Domination Tour
First up: Elon's army of self-driving cars. Ives thinks Tesla will roll out robotaxis in 30+ cities next year and start cranking out ...
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Disney’s 2025 Reality Check: When Magic Meets Wall Street Math
So here's the thing about Disney (DIS) in 2025: while everyone else was making money, Mickey Mouse was basically treading water. The stock managed a whopping 0.4% gain this year. That's not even enough to buy a churro at Disneyland.
Meanwhile, the S&P 500 cruised to a 15% gain, and even Netflix—despite face-planting 30% from its peak—still managed to beat Disney with a 5% return. Ouch. That's like losing a race to someone running backwards.
What Went Wrong in the House of ...
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This AI Data Center Stock Just Hit the Jackpot (Again)
Remember that friend who bought Bitcoin at $100 and won't shut up about it? Well, Applied Digital (NASDAQ: APLD) investors are basically that friend right now – except they have every right to be insufferable because this stock is up a mind-melting 255% this year.
And just when you thought it couldn't get any hotter, APLD decided to throw another 14% gain at us on Friday, rocketing past $27 per share. Why? Because they just landed a sweet financing deal that's ...
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Dan Ives’ 2026 Tech Crystal Ball: 5 Bold Predictions That’ll Make Your Portfolio Sweat
Look, we all know that one friend who's perpetually bullish on everything tech-related. Well, Dan Ives from Wedbush Securities is basically that friend, except he gets paid millions to make these calls and somehow keeps being right. The guy just dropped his 2026 predictions, and honestly? They're wild enough to make your investment app notifications go crazy.
Tesla's Robotaxi World Domination (Because Of Course)
Ives thinks Tesla will roll out robotaxis in 30+ cities next year. Yeah, you read that right – ...
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History’s About to Repeat Itself (And Your Portfolio Won’t Like It)
Remember when everyone thought radio was going to change the world? Well, it did – just not in the way investors expected when they bid RCA stock up 1,200% in three years. Spoiler alert: it crashed 95% in 1929.
Fast forward to the late '90s, and suddenly everyone's a dot-com genius because they bought pets.com at $14 (it went to zero, by the way). The Nasdaq doubled in 18 months, then lost 80% of its value faster than you could say ...
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Ford Just Lit $19.5 Billion on Fire (And Called It Strategy)
Remember when your friend swore they were going to become a yoga instructor, bought $2,000 worth of equipment, then quit after two weeks? That's basically Ford right now, except instead of yoga mats, it's electric vehicles, and instead of $2,000, it's $19.5 billion.
Ford just announced they're taking a massive charge as they dramatically pivot away from their all-electric dreams. CEO Jim Farley is spinning this as "customer-driven," which is corporate speak for "we totally misread the room."
What Actually Happened Here?
Ford ...
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