Paul Tudor Jones Just Dropped the Ultimate ‘Party Like It’s 1999’ Stock Market Prediction
Remember when Prince told us to party like it's 1999? Well, billionaire hedge fund legend Paul Tudor Jones just basically said the same thing about the stock market – except this time, he thinks the party could be even wilder than the dot-com bubble that had everyone buying pets.com stock.
The Tudor Investment Corporation founder recently went on CNBC and dropped what might be the most bullish prediction we've heard in a while. He's not just talking about a nice little ...
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Nokia’s Back, Baby! How Nvidia Just Turned a Has-Been Into a Hot Stock
Remember Nokia? Yeah, the company that used to make those indestructible brick phones your dad probably still has in a drawer somewhere. Well, plot twist: they're suddenly the coolest kid in the telecom cafeteria again, and it's all thanks to Nvidia throwing a casual $1 billion their way.
Here's the tea: Nvidia just announced they're buying a 2.9% stake in Nokia at $6.01 per share, and the market went absolutely bonkers. Nokia's stock shot up 22% faster than you can say ...
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AI’s Dirty Little Secret: Why Your Next Fortune Might Come From Batteries
So here's the thing nobody talks about at those fancy AI conferences: all those shiny data centers powering ChatGPT and friends? They're basically digital energy vampires.
While everyone's been obsessing over which chip company will rule the world, there's been a quiet crisis brewing. AI needs massive amounts of power – like, "small country" levels of electricity. And our creaky old power grid? Yeah, it's not having it.
But here's where it gets interesting (and profitable).
The Plot Twist Nobody Saw Coming
A company ...
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PayPal Finally Grows Up: First Dividend Ever Sends Stock Flying 13%
Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to join the grown-ups table. PayPal, the granddaddy of digital payments that's been around since the late '90s, just did something it's never done before: started paying dividends. And investors? They're absolutely here for it, sending the stock up a whopping 13% on Tuesday.
Let's break down what happened, because this is actually pretty wild when you think about it.
The Numbers Don't Lie
PayPal's Q3 earnings were solid across the board. Revenue hit $8.4 billion ...
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Paul Tudor Jones Just Dropped the Ultimate ‘Party Like It’s 1999’ Stock Market Prediction
Remember when Prince told us to party like it's 1999? Well, billionaire hedge fund legend Paul Tudor Jones just basically said the same thing about the stock market – except this time, he thinks the party could be even wilder than the dot-com bubble that made everyone temporarily rich before, you know, not.
Jones, who runs Tudor Investment Corporation and has been making money moves since before most of us knew what a stock was, dropped some serious predictions on CNBC ...
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China and the US Just Had a ‘We Should Probably Stop Fighting’ Moment (And Your Portfolio Loves It)
Remember when your parents used to fight and then suddenly get quiet because they realized you were listening? That's basically what happened with the US and China this weekend, except instead of awkward family dinner vibes, we got a stock market party.
Here's the tea: Top economic officials from both countries sat down at the ASEAN Summit in Malaysia and basically said, "Hey, maybe we should stop threatening to economically nuke each other." The result? A framework for a trade deal ...
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Market Chaos Incoming: Four Big Things About to Shake Up Your Portfolio
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this week the stock market is basically playing four-dimensional chess while riding a unicycle. Usually, we get maybe one decent catalyst per week to get excited about. This week? We're getting hit with all four major market movers at once. It's like the financial gods decided to throw everything at us simultaneously just to see what happens.
Catalyst #1: The Fed's Monthly Drama Session
The Federal Reserve is meeting this week, and everyone's pretty sure they'll cut ...
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Qualcomm Just Threw Down the Gauntlet Against Nvidia (And Wall Street Is Here for It)
Remember when David fought Goliath? Well, grab some popcorn because we might be watching the chip world's version unfold right now.
Qualcomm (QCOM) just casually announced they're crashing Nvidia's AI party with two shiny new chips – the AI200 and AI250. And Wall Street? They're absolutely losing their minds in the best way possible. The stock rocketed 12% faster than you can say "inference optimization."
Here's the tea: Qualcomm isn't trying to out-muscle Nvidia in the training game (that's where you teach ...
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