The Fed Just Gave Stocks Permission to Party (And AI is Bringing the Snacks)
So Jerome Powell walked into Wednesday's Fed meeting like that friend who says "we should probably leave the party early" but then ends up being the last one on the dance floor.
Here's what happened: The Fed cut rates by 0.25% (as expected), but Powell spent the press conference basically saying "don't get too excited, kids." Classic Fed move – give with one hand, take away with the other.
But here's the thing the market figured out while everyone was busy parsing ...
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Planet Labs Just Went Full Space Cowboy (And Your Portfolio Might Want In)
Remember when $4 stocks were just sad little penny stocks that your uncle Gary would ramble about at Thanksgiving? Well, Planet Labs (NYSE:PL) just proved that sometimes those underdogs have rockets strapped to their backs.
This satellite imaging company started 2025 trading at a humble $3.97 per share. Fast forward 11 months, and it's sitting pretty at around $17.75 – that's a casual 340% gain that would make even the most seasoned day trader do a double-take. And Thursday? The stock ...
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SpaceX IPO Rumors Are Making Space Stocks Go Absolutely Bonkers
So apparently Elon Musk might finally let us mere mortals buy a piece of SpaceX, and the entire space stock universe is having a collective meltdown. In the best possible way.
Here's the tea: Reports are swirling that SpaceX could go public in 2026 with a jaw-dropping $1.5 trillion valuation. To put that in perspective, that's bigger than most countries' entire economies. When a reporter asked Musk about it on X, he basically said "yep, sounds about right."
And just like that, ...
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The Fed Just Gave Santa the Green Light (And Why Your Portfolio Should Care)
So the Fed just had their little meeting, and while everyone's arguing about whether Jerome Powell sounded hawkish or dovish (seriously, we're using bird metaphors for monetary policy now?), here's what actually happened: Santa just got clearance for takeoff.
Yeah, it was messy. Powell said some stuff that made bond traders nervous and sent Twitter into its usual economic spiral. But once you cut through all the noise, the message is crystal clear: the Fed isn't going to stand in the ...
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The Boring Utility Stock That’s Actually Crushing It in the AI Game
Look, I get it. When someone mentions "utility stocks," your brain probably goes straight to your grandpa's dividend portfolio – boring, steady, about as exciting as watching paint dry. But here's the plot twist nobody saw coming: one utility company is absolutely crushing it in the AI revolution, and it's not who you'd expect.
Meet GE Vernova (GEV), the scrappy spinoff from the old General Electric that's basically become the power company for the AI apocalypse. And before you roll your ...
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Your Stock Portfolio’s Reality Check: Why the Next Decade Won’t Be Like the Last
Remember when your portfolio was basically printing money? Yeah, those days might be numbered. Vanguard just dropped their annual "let's be realistic about the future" report, and spoiler alert: they're not exactly bullish on U.S. stocks for the next decade.
Here's the tea: while your Total Stock Market Index has been delivering a sweet 12% annual return over the past 10 years (making everyone feel like Warren Buffett), Vanguard thinks we're looking at a much more humble 4-5% annually going forward ...
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Morgan Stanley Says the Economy’s About to Pop Off (And Where to Put Your Money)
Look, I get it. Every time you check the news lately, it feels like the economy is one sneeze away from falling apart. Layoffs are hitting record highs, unemployment's creeping up, and your LinkedIn feed is basically a support group for the recently downsized.
But here's the thing: Morgan Stanley's equity team just dropped a note saying "hold up, we're actually at the beginning of something good." And before you roll your eyes at another Wall Street hot take, hear them ...
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AI’s Dirty Little Secret: Why Your Data Center Needs a Battery Pack
So here's the thing nobody's talking about while everyone's losing their minds over AI chips: all those fancy data centers running ChatGPT and friends? They're basically digital energy vampires that never sleep.
Picture this: You're training the next breakthrough AI model, and halfway through your million-dollar compute run, the power hiccups for two seconds. Boom. Days of work down the drain, and your CFO is now questioning your life choices.
That's "The Crunch" – the moment when AI's insatiable appetite for electricity ...
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