Intel’s Earnings Rollercoaster: When Good News Goes Bad

So Intel just pulled off the classic "good news, bad news" routine that makes Wall Street traders reach for their stress balls. The chip giant dropped their Q4 2025 earnings yesterday, and boy, was it a wild ride. First, the good stuff: Intel actually beat expectations. Revenue hit $13.7 billion (analysts were expecting $13.41 billion), and they posted adjusted earnings of $0.15 per share when Wall Street was bracing for a measly $0.08. Not bad for a company that's been having ...
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Wall Street’s Crystal Ball: The Stocks Everyone’s Betting On (And Against) in 2026

So, 2025 was basically the tech bros' victory lap again. The S&P 500 strutted to a 16% return, powered by the usual suspects: Communication Services and Information Technology. Shocking, I know. But here's where it gets interesting for 2026. FactSet just dropped their annual "who's hot and who's not" report, analyzing nearly 13,000 U.S. stocks. And surprise, surprise – analysts are feeling pretty optimistic. A whopping 57.5% of stocks got "Buy" ratings, the highest since February 2022. Translation: Wall Street thinks ...
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Should You Buy Roblox Stock? Wall Street’s Love Affair Gets Complicated

So Wall Street analysts are basically screaming "BUY ROBLOX!" from their fancy office towers. But before you YOLO your savings into RBLX, let's talk about why trusting these folks might be like asking a car salesman if you really need that extended warranty. Here's the deal: Roblox currently has what's called an "average brokerage recommendation" (ABR) of 1.90 on a scale where 1 means "mortgage your house for this stock" and 5 means "wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot pole." With ...
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The Market’s Playing Hide and Seek (And You’re Probably ‘It’)

Remember when your mom warned you about putting all your eggs in one basket? Well, turns out she was basically a financial advisor in disguise, because the stock market is currently doing exactly that – and it's about as risky as it sounds. Here's the deal: While everyone's been distracted by Trump's Greenland shopping spree (seriously, who has "buy a country" on their 2026 bingo card?), something way more important has been happening under the hood of the market. And spoiler ...
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Tesla: When Your Friend’s Investment Advice Goes Full Musk Mode

Remember that friend who bought Tesla at $20 and won't shut up about it? Well, veteran fund manager George Noble just dropped the financial equivalent of a cold shower on the Tesla party, calling it "the biggest stock market bubble of all time." Ouch. Noble isn't some random Twitter bear with 47 followers. This guy ran money at Fidelity International and founded two hedge funds, so when he says Tesla is more disconnected from reality than your uncle's Facebook posts, people ...
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Intel’s Earnings Rollercoaster: When Good News Goes Bad

So Intel just pulled off the classic earnings magic trick: beat expectations, then immediately make everyone wish they hadn't bothered. It's like acing a test only to find out the next exam is going to be brutal. Here's what happened: Intel dropped their Q4 2025 numbers after the bell on January 22nd, and honestly? They looked pretty decent. Revenue hit $13.7 billion (Wall Street wanted $13.41 billion), and they made 15 cents per share when analysts were only expecting 8 cents ...
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Walmart’s Having a Moment (And Your Portfolio Might Thank You)

So Walmart just dropped some numbers that made Wall Street do a little happy dance, and honestly? It's about time someone had good news that doesn't involve AI or crypto. The retail giant – you know, the place where you go for groceries and somehow leave with a kayak – just crushed their Q3 earnings like they were stepping on a price scanner. Revenue hit $179.5 billion (with a B), beating expectations by about $2 billion. Not too shabby for a ...
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Tesla: The $1.4 Trillion Reality Check Nobody Wants to Hear

So here's the thing about Tesla that nobody wants to talk about at dinner parties: it might be the most expensive magic trick in stock market history. George Noble, a veteran fund manager who's seen more market bubbles than a kid with a soap dispenser, just dropped some uncomfortable truth bombs about everyone's favorite electric car company. And honestly? His math is pretty hard to argue with. Noble thinks Tesla should be trading somewhere between $60-$140 per share. For context, it's currently ...
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