Palantir Just Dropped Some Seriously Impressive Numbers (And What It Means for Your Portfolio)
Okay, so remember when everyone was saying the AI boom might be cooling off? Yeah, well, Palantir just walked into the room and said "hold my beer."
The data analytics company (you know, the one that sounds like it's straight out of Lord of the Rings) just posted some absolutely bonkers earnings numbers that basically scream "AI isn't going anywhere, folks."
Let's talk numbers, because they're wild:
Revenue jumped 48% year-over-year to just over $1 billion. That's not just growth – that's the ...
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Apple Just Dropped $100 Billion Like It’s Pocket Change (And Wall Street Is Loving It)
So Apple just casually announced they're throwing another $100 billion at U.S. manufacturing, and honestly? It's like watching someone tip their Uber driver with a Tesla.
Here's the deal: Tim Cook is heading to the White House today to shake hands with Trump and announce this massive investment pledge. And before you ask – yes, this is on top of the $500 billion they already promised to spend over the next four years. Because apparently when you're Apple, you don't just ...
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The Bond King Just Called GameStop the New Bitcoin (And He’s Not Wrong)
Remember Bill Gross? The guy they call the "Bond King" who basically built PIMCO into a $270 billion empire? Yeah, that guy just dropped some spicy takes about GameStop that'll make your head spin.
So here's the tea: Gross made absolute bank betting against GameStop during the 2021 meme stock madness. We're talking $15-20 million in profits from essentially saying "nah, this is ridiculous" while Reddit was losing its collective mind. The man was $15 million in the red at one ...
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Earnings Season Drama: Shopify’s Victory Lap While AMD Gets Humbled
Well, well, well. Another day, another earnings circus where some stocks get to do victory laps while others get sent to the penalty box. Today's main characters? Shopify strutting around like it owns the place (up 15%!) while AMD sits in the corner wondering what went wrong (down 6.2%).
The Winners' Circle
Let's start with the good news because, honestly, we could all use some. Shopify absolutely crushed it – and I mean crushed it. A 15% pop in pre-market? That's the ...
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CFOs Are Finally Getting It: Why 90% Now See Crypto as More Than Just Internet Monopoly Money
Remember when your CFO uncle would roll his eyes every time Bitcoin came up at family dinner? Well, plot twist: those same suit-wearing, spreadsheet-loving financial gatekeepers are now crypto's biggest cheerleaders.
A fresh Deloitte survey just dropped some eye-opening numbers. They asked 200 CFOs from major companies what they really think about crypto, and the results would make even the most hardcore Bitcoin maximalist do a double-take.
Here's the kicker: over 90% of these financial executives now see legitimate benefits in using ...
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Robots Are About to Take Over (And Make You Rich)
Look, I know what you're thinking. "Another AI article? Really?" But hear me out – this isn't your typical ChatGPT hype piece. We're talking about something way cooler: robots that actually do stuff in the real world.
Remember when AI was just that thing that helped you write emails and generate weird pictures of cats wearing business suits? Those days are officially over. According to the International Federation of Robotics (yes, that's a real organization and not a Marvel movie), we've ...
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Palantir Just Hit the Jackpot (And Their CEO Is Basically Trolling Everyone)
Look, I've seen some wild earnings calls in my time, but Palantir's CEO Alex Karp just delivered what might be the most gloriously petty victory lap in corporate history. After posting numbers that would make a Vegas high roller jealous, this guy literally apologized to the haters for disappointing them. I'm not kidding.
"We're very proud and we're sorry that our haters are disappointed, but there are many more quarters to be disappointed, and we're working on that too," Karp said ...
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When Trump Tweets, Stocks Jump: How Sydney Sweeney’s Jeans Ad Just Made American Eagle 24% Richer
Well, folks, we've officially entered the timeline where presidential social media posts about jeans ads can move markets faster than quarterly earnings reports. Welcome to 2025, where Sydney Sweeney's curves aren't just breaking the internet—they're breaking stock charts too.
Here's what happened: American Eagle Outfitters (AEO) saw its stock rocket 24% on Monday after Donald Trump decided to weigh in on their controversial "Sydney Sweeney has great jeans" campaign. And by "weigh in," I mean he basically became their unpaid hype ...
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