Wall Street’s Having a Party, But the Smart Money’s Already Calling an Uber
So here's the thing about markets right now: they're absolutely ripping. Stocks are hitting records, crypto's pumping thanks to Trump's crypto-friendly vibes, and retail traders are back to their meme stock shenanigans like it's 2021 all over again. Everything looks peachy, right?
Well, not if you're managing billions of dollars for a living.
A fresh survey from CoreData Research just dropped some fascinating tea about what institutional investors—you know, the people who actually move markets—are really thinking. And spoiler alert: they're not ...
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CoreWeave: The AI Stock That’s Having an Identity Crisis (But Maybe That’s the Point)
So CoreWeave (CRWV) just can't make up its mind, can it? This AI infrastructure darling has been bouncing around like a caffeinated day trader since its IPO debut. We're talking a 75% face-plant after going public in April, followed by an absolutely bonkers 425% rocket ship ride to $175 in June. Now? It's chilling at $100, down 45% from those highs, probably wondering what just happened.
Here's the deal with CoreWeave: they're basically the cool kids who figured out how to ...
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The Economy Just Pulled a Plot Twist: 3% GDP Growth Says ‘Recession Who?’
Remember when everyone was doom-scrolling about a recession? Well, the U.S. economy just said "hold my beer" and delivered a 3.0% GDP growth in Q2 that has economists doing double-takes and recession predictors quietly deleting their tweets.
The Bureau of Economic Analysis dropped these numbers like a mic, crushing expectations of 2.3% growth. After Q1's awkward -0.5% stumble (the economy's first face-plant in three years), this rebound feels like watching your favorite underdog team score a last-minute touchdown.
Consumers: The Real MVPs
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Market’s About to Get Spicy: Time to Bob and Weave Like a Pro
Buckle up, buttercups – the market's about to serve us a reality sandwich with a side of volatility fries.
While everyone's been sipping their summer cocktails and pretending everything's peachy, veteran trader Jonathan Rose is over here placing bets that tech stocks are about to face-plant harder than someone trying to use ChatGPT to write their wedding vows.
Here's the tea: The VIX (aka the market's anxiety meter) is chilling below 15, which basically means traders are as relaxed as a golden ...
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GDP Just Pulled a Plot Twist: Why the Economy’s 3% Growth Has Wall Street Doing Happy Dances
Remember when everyone was doom-scrolling about the economy? Well, plot twist: the U.S. just dropped a 3% GDP growth rate for Q2, and Wall Street is basically doing the financial equivalent of a victory lap.
Here's the tea: economists were expecting a modest 2.3% growth. Instead, we got 3% – which is like ordering a regular coffee and getting a triple shot espresso. The S&P 500 (through the Vanguard VOO ETF) immediately perked up about 0.1% in premarket trading, because apparently ...
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SMCI vs NVIDIA: The David and Goliath Story That’s Actually Pretty Complicated
So you've probably heard the buzz: Super Micro Computer (SMCI) is up a whopping 97% this year, making NVIDIA's "measly" 31.6% gain look like chump change. Naturally, everyone's asking the million-dollar question: Is SMCI the next NVIDIA? Spoiler alert: It's complicated.
The Comeback Kid Story
Let's start with SMCI's redemption arc, because honestly, it's been quite the rollercoaster. Remember when short-sellers were basically calling them fraudsters? Yeah, that was awkward. But plot twist: their new auditor BDO came in, did the financial ...
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Powell’s High-Wire Act: Will the Fed Chair Keep This Rally From Face-Planting?
So here we are again, folks. Another Fed day, another chance for Jerome Powell to either keep this market party going or accidentally spill punch all over the dance floor.
The setup is pretty wild: We've got solid GDP numbers (3.0% growth, thank you very much), jobs data that's actually decent (104k new jobs in July), and stocks that are basically doing victory laps around the track. But here's the thing – when everything looks this good, that's usually when the ...
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SoFi Just Had Its Best Quarter Ever (And Yes, That’s Actually a Big Deal)
Remember when SoFi was just that company that helped you refinance your crushing student loans? Well, plot twist: they just posted numbers that would make even your most successful college roommate jealous.
The fintech darling absolutely crushed Q2 2025, with their stock jumping 17% faster than you can say "I should have bought more shares." And honestly? The numbers back up the hype.
The Numbers Don't Lie (Unlike Your Dating Profile)
SoFi pulled in a record $855 million in revenue – that's 43% ...
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