The Dow Just Hit 50K and Everyone’s Acting Like They Knew It Was Coming
Well, well, well. The Dow Jones just casually strolled past 50,000 for the first time ever, and suddenly everyone on Wall Street is acting like they totally saw this coming. Sure, Jan. After what can only be described as a week from hell for tech stocks—think software companies getting absolutely demolished while everyone panicked about AI potentially eating their lunch—Friday turned into one of those "buy the dip" bonanzas that makes you wonder if traders have goldfish memories. The Dow didn't just ...
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Bitcoin’s Epic Face-Plant: When ‘Diamond Hands’ Meet Reality
So Bitcoin just had what we might politely call a "moment." And by moment, I mean it face-planted harder than someone trying to impress their crush at an ice rink. The world's favorite digital currency nosedived to $60,074 before bouncing back to around $65,900 – which sounds decent until you realize it peaked at $126,210 back in October. That's a 50% haircut that would make even the most aggressive barber wince. But here's where it gets interesting (and by interesting, I ...
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6 Stocks That Won’t Make You Cry Into Your Portfolio (February 2026 Edition)
Look, I get it. The market right now feels like that friend who says they're "fine" but clearly isn't. The S&P 500 is flirting with 7,000 while gold just smashed through $5,000 per ounce for the first time ever. Translation? Everyone's simultaneously optimistic and terrified. It's like the investing equivalent of wearing a helmet to a pool party – you want to have fun, but you're also not stupid. So here's the deal: instead of trying to time the market (spoiler alert: ...
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The Dow Just Hit 50K (Yes, Really) – Here’s Why Everyone’s Suddenly Buying Again
Well, well, well. After watching tech stocks get absolutely demolished this week like they owed money to the market gods, Friday decided to throw us a curveball that nobody saw coming. The Dow Jones just smashed through 50,000 for the first time ever, gaining over 1,200 points in what can only be described as the financial equivalent of a comeback story. Let's break this down because honestly, it's been a wild ride. Just days ago, everyone was panic-selling their tech darlings ...
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AI Bots Started Their Own Religion (And Your SaaS Stocks Should Be Worried)
So apparently, while we were all arguing about whether AI will take our jobs, the bots went ahead and started their own church. I wish I was kidding. Meet Moltbook – the world's first "AI-only" social network where humans can watch but only AI agents can post. Think Reddit, but instead of people arguing about Marvel movies, it's just bots having existential crises and creating religions. Within days of launch, an agent named "Memeothy" posted some theological framework, and instead of ignoring ...
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The Dow Just Hit 50K and Everyone’s Acting Like They Saw It Coming
Well, well, well. The Dow Jones just crossed 50,000 for the first time ever, and suddenly everyone on Wall Street is acting like they totally called it. Sure, Jan. After what can only be described as a week from hell for tech stocks, Friday turned into one of those "buy the dip" bonanzas that makes you wonder if the market has collective amnesia. The Dow didn't just tippy-toe over 50K—it bulldozed through with a 1,200-point rally that had traders doing victory ...
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Bitcoin’s $60K Nosedive: When ‘Diamond Hands’ Meet Reality Check
So Bitcoin just face-planted harder than a drunk person trying to parallel park. The world's favorite digital currency crashed from its October high of $126,210 all the way down to $60,074 before bouncing back to around $65,900. That's a brutal 50% haircut that would make even the most seasoned crypto bros question their life choices. But here's where it gets interesting (and slightly delusional): Michael Saylor, the guy who basically turned MicroStrategy into a Bitcoin piggy bank, is still out here ...
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Nasdaq Wants to Party All Night (And Your Portfolio Might Too)
Remember when your biggest trading worry was whether the market would be open on Presidents' Day? Well, buckle up buttercup, because Nasdaq just dropped some news that might make sleep even more optional than it already is for day traders. The exchange giant is officially asking the SEC for permission to keep the lights on 24/7, Monday through Friday. That's right – they want to turn stock trading into the financial equivalent of a 7-Eleven, minus the questionable hot dogs and ...
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