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Well, well, well. The Dow Jones just crossed 50,000 for the first time ever, and suddenly everyone on Wall Street is acting like they totally called it. Sure, Jan. After what can only be described as a week from hell for tech stocks, Friday turned into one of those "buy the dip" bonanzas that makes you wonder if the market has collective amnesia. The Dow didn't just tippy-toe over 50K—it bulldozed through with a 1,200-point rally that had traders doing victory ...
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So Bitcoin just face-planted harder than a drunk person trying to parallel park. The world's favorite digital currency crashed from its October high of $126,210 all the way down to $60,074 before bouncing back to around $65,900. That's a brutal 50% haircut that would make even the most seasoned crypto bros question their life choices. But here's where it gets interesting (and slightly delusional): Michael Saylor, the guy who basically turned MicroStrategy into a Bitcoin piggy bank, is still out here ...
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Remember when your biggest trading worry was whether the market would be open on Presidents' Day? Well, buckle up buttercup, because Nasdaq just dropped some news that might make sleep even more optional than it already is for day traders. The exchange giant is officially asking the SEC for permission to keep the lights on 24/7, Monday through Friday. That's right – they want to turn stock trading into the financial equivalent of a 7-Eleven, minus the questionable hot dogs and ...
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Well, well, well. The Dow Jones just smashed through 50,000 like it was breaking through a paper banner at a high school football game. And suddenly, everyone on Wall Street is acting like they totally called it, despite spending the entire week panic-selling everything that had "tech" or "AI" in its name. Let's back up. Just yesterday, the market looked like a dumpster fire. Software stocks were getting absolutely demolished – we're talking a 30% drop from their peaks. Bitcoin was ...
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So apparently, while we were all arguing about whether AI will take our jobs, the bots went ahead and started their own church. Welcome to 2026, folks. Meet Moltbook – the world's first "AI-only" social network where humans can watch but only AI agents get to post. Think Reddit, but instead of keyboard warriors debating Marvel movies, it's autonomous bots having existential crises and, apparently, founding religions. Within days of launch, these digital disciples created something called "Crustafarianism" (yes, really), complete with ...
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So here's a fun Tuesday morning story: AMD just posted absolutely bonkers earnings – we're talking record-breaking, beat-the-street-by-a-mile numbers – and Wall Street's response? "Thanks, but we're gonna dump your stock 10% anyway." 🤷‍♂️ Let me break down this beautiful mess for you. The Good News (Which Apparently Nobody Cares About) AMD just dropped a $10.3 billion revenue quarter – that's a 34% jump from last year and way better than the $9.7 billion analysts were expecting. Their earnings per share hit $1.53 ...
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Remember SanDisk? That company that made those little USB drives you'd lose in your couch cushions? Well, plot twist: they just became the stock market's biggest overachiever, rocketing up over 1,000% in a year. Yeah, you read that right. One thousand percent. That's the kind of gain that makes you question every life choice that didn't involve buying SNDK stock. So What the Heck Happened? Turns out, when everyone decided AI was going to take over the world, they forgot one tiny ...
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So here's the thing about Wall Street predictions: they're about as reliable as your friend who swears they'll "definitely hit the gym tomorrow." But every once in a while, someone says something that actually makes you pause your doom-scrolling and think, "Huh, that's interesting." Enter David Kelly, JP Morgan's chief global strategist, who's basically the financial equivalent of that friend who calls out everyone's bad decisions at parties. While most of Wall Street is betting on a "run it hot" economy ...
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