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So Morgan Stanley just dropped their latest market prediction, and honestly? It's the kind of news that makes you want to do a little happy dance in your kitchen. Their chief investment officer Michael Wilson (who probably has a really nice kitchen) is basically saying the stock market is about to go on a victory lap. Here's the deal: Remember when everyone was freaking out in April because Trump started throwing around tariff threats like confetti at a really depressing party? ...
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Remember when your weird cousin made a fortune on GameStop and wouldn't shut up about it at Thanksgiving? Well, the meme stock circus is back in town, and this time it's got a new cast of characters with an even better acronym: the DORKs. We're talking about Opendoor, Kohl's, Krispy Kreme, and GoPro – companies that somehow became the darlings of Reddit traders this week. Opendoor shot up a mind-melting 473% in three weeks before reality came knocking. Kohl's spiked 87% ...
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Remember that friend who gets way too confident after a few wins at poker? Yeah, that's Wall Street right now. The VIX—aka the market's "fear gauge"—just hit its lowest level since February, and if you're thinking "cool, smooth sailing ahead," well... let me tell you what happened last time. Spoiler alert: February marked the exact top of the post-election rally before everything went sideways faster than a shopping cart with a wonky wheel. Here's the thing about the VIX—when it's super low, ...
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While everyone's obsessing over ChatGPT-5 and counting how many billions of parameters the next AI model will have, they're completely missing the actual revolution happening right under their noses. Here's the thing: AI is about to ditch the cloud and move into your toaster. Literally. The Great AI Migration Remember when computers were room-sized monsters that only universities could afford? Then personal computers happened. Well, AI is having its PC moment right now, and most investors are still betting on the mainframe. The shift ...
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So Tesla just opened a diner where robots serve you popcorn, and somehow this connects to Chinese hackers breaking into our nuclear facilities. Welcome to 2025, folks – where your movie snacks come with a side of geopolitical drama. Let's start with the fun stuff. Tesla's new Santa Monica charging station isn't just about juicing up your car – it's a full-blown '50s throwback complete with drive-in movies, roller-skating waiters, and yes, actual humanoid robots named Optimus serving popcorn. It sounds ...
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So Tesla just dropped their Q2 earnings, and spoiler alert: they missed the mark. Both revenue and profit came in lower than what the Wall Street crystal ball gazers predicted. You'd think this would send investors running for the hills, right? Well, not exactly. Here's where it gets interesting. Morgan Stanley – you know, those folks who move billions with a single report – just doubled down on Tesla with an "Overweight" rating and slapped a $410 price target on it ...
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So UnitedHealth (UNH) is having what you might call a "very bad, no good" week. Just as they're gearing up to drop their Q2 earnings on July 29th, the Department of Justice decided to crash the party with a federal investigation. Talk about terrible timing. Here's the tea: The DOJ is basically asking UnitedHealth, "Hey, what's up with your Medicare billing practices?" Specifically, they're side-eyeing something called the HouseCalls program, where UNH sends nurses to patients' homes to document diagnoses. Sounds ...
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Look, we get it. The stock market feels like a casino where everyone's either screaming about meme stocks or trying to convince you that some penny stock is "the next Tesla." But what if I told you there are actually two companies out there that make money, have real customers, and aren't just riding the hype train? Enter Super Micro Computer (SMCI) and Duolingo (DUOL) – two stocks that might actually deserve a spot in your portfolio without making you feel ...
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