PayPal Just Got Its AI Glow-Up (And Wall Street Is Here for It)
Remember when PayPal was just that thing you used to buy questionable items on eBay? Well, the digital payments dinosaur just pulled off something pretty slick, and investors are throwing money at it like it's 1999.
PayPal's stock jumped 11% on Tuesday after announcing they're buddying up with OpenAI to let ChatGPT users pay for stuff without leaving the chat. Yeah, you read that right – you can now go from "Hey ChatGPT, find me a new coffee maker" to actually ...
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Jensen Huang Just Did a Complete 180 on Quantum Computing (And Your Portfolio Should Too)
Remember when Jensen Huang basically told everyone to chill out about quantum computing? Yeah, that was January. Fast forward to now, and the Nvidia CEO is practically doing backflips over quantum stocks. Talk about a plot twist worthy of a Netflix series.
Here's the tea: Back in January, Huang was the ultimate quantum buzzkill, saying we were "at least 15 to 20 years away" from useful quantum computers. Ouch. But by June? Complete 180. Suddenly quantum computing was "reaching an inflection ...
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AI Earnings Just Crushed the Doubters (Again)
Remember all those "AI is overhyped" takes floating around? Yeah, about that...
This earnings season just delivered a reality check to the skeptics, and spoiler alert: the AI boom isn't slowing down. If anything, it's hitting the gas pedal harder.
The Numbers Don't Lie (Even When We Wish They Would)
Let's start with ASML, the Dutch company that makes the machines that make the chips. Think of them as the ultimate middleman in the semiconductor food chain. Their bookings jumped to $6.28 billion ...
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Paul Tudor Jones Just Dropped the Ultimate ‘Party Like It’s 1999’ Stock Market Prediction
Remember when Prince told us to party like it's 1999? Well, billionaire hedge fund legend Paul Tudor Jones just basically said the same thing about the stock market – except this time, he thinks the party could be even wilder than the dot-com bubble that had everyone buying pets.com stock.
The Tudor Investment Corporation founder recently went on CNBC and dropped what might be the most bullish prediction we've heard in a while. He's not just talking about a nice little ...
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Nokia’s Back, Baby! How Nvidia Just Turned a Has-Been Into a Hot Stock
Remember Nokia? Yeah, the company that used to make those indestructible brick phones your dad probably still has in a drawer somewhere. Well, plot twist: they're suddenly the coolest kid in the telecom cafeteria again, and it's all thanks to Nvidia throwing a casual $1 billion their way.
Here's the tea: Nvidia just announced they're buying a 2.9% stake in Nokia at $6.01 per share, and the market went absolutely bonkers. Nokia's stock shot up 22% faster than you can say ...
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AI’s Dirty Little Secret: Why Your Next Fortune Might Come From Batteries
So here's the thing nobody talks about at those fancy AI conferences: all those shiny data centers powering ChatGPT and friends? They're basically digital energy vampires.
While everyone's been obsessing over which chip company will rule the world, there's been a quiet crisis brewing. AI needs massive amounts of power – like, "small country" levels of electricity. And our creaky old power grid? Yeah, it's not having it.
But here's where it gets interesting (and profitable).
The Plot Twist Nobody Saw Coming
A company ...
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PayPal Finally Grows Up: First Dividend Ever Sends Stock Flying 13%
Well, well, well. Look who finally decided to join the grown-ups table. PayPal, the granddaddy of digital payments that's been around since the late '90s, just did something it's never done before: started paying dividends. And investors? They're absolutely here for it, sending the stock up a whopping 13% on Tuesday.
Let's break down what happened, because this is actually pretty wild when you think about it.
The Numbers Don't Lie
PayPal's Q3 earnings were solid across the board. Revenue hit $8.4 billion ...
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Paul Tudor Jones Just Dropped the Ultimate ‘Party Like It’s 1999’ Stock Market Prediction
Remember when Prince told us to party like it's 1999? Well, billionaire hedge fund legend Paul Tudor Jones just basically said the same thing about the stock market – except this time, he thinks the party could be even wilder than the dot-com bubble that made everyone temporarily rich before, you know, not.
Jones, who runs Tudor Investment Corporation and has been making money moves since before most of us knew what a stock was, dropped some serious predictions on CNBC ...
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