Trump’s Weed Order Just Gave Cannabis Investors a Reality Check
Remember that old Wall Street saying "buy the rumor, sell the news"? Well, Canopy Growth (CGC) just gave everyone a masterclass in exactly why that phrase exists – and it wasn't pretty. Here's what went down: For days, whispers about Trump signing an executive order to fast-track marijuana rescheduling had cannabis stocks going absolutely bonkers. Canopy Growth shot up 110% on pure speculation alone. Then this morning, when sources confirmed Trump would actually sign the thing, CGC jumped another 24%. Investors ...
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The CPI Report That Actually Made Christmas Merrier
So here's the thing about inflation data – it's usually about as exciting as watching paint dry. But Thursday's CPI report? That little piece of economic paperwork just became the gift that keeps on giving for anyone with a 401k. The November Consumer Price Index came in cooler than a snowman's backside at 2.6%, beating expectations and giving Wall Street the kind of Christmas present it's been writing letters to Santa about all year. Translation: inflation is chilling out, which means ...
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This AI Data Center Stock Just Hit the Jackpot (Again)
Remember when your friend told you about that "sure thing" crypto investment that promptly crashed 90%? Well, Applied Digital (NASDAQ: APLD) is basically the opposite of that story – except this time, the gains are real and the business actually makes sense. This data center darling just popped another 14% on Friday, bringing its year-to-date gains to a frankly ridiculous 255%. And before you ask – no, this isn't some meme stock fueled by Reddit hype and dreams. This is actual ...
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The Big Short Guy Says AI is Getting Bubbly (And He’s Probably Right)
Remember Danny Moses? He's one of the guys from "The Big Short" who made bank betting against the housing market in 2008. Well, he's back with some thoughts on AI, and spoiler alert: he thinks we're in bubble territory again. Now before you roll your eyes and mutter "here we go again," Moses isn't some doom-and-gloom prophet screaming from the rooftops. He's actually pretty measured about it. Yes, he thinks there's an AI bubble forming, but he's not telling everyone to ...
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The 2026 Market Crash That Wall Street Doesn’t Want to Talk About
Remember when everyone thought the internet was going to make us all millionaires? Yeah, about that... Here's the thing nobody wants to admit: we're living through the exact same playbook that crashed markets in 1929 and 2000. And if history has anything to say about it, 2026 might be when the music stops. The Three-Step Recipe for Market Disasters Every major market meltdown follows the same script. It's like a bad movie franchise that keeps getting sequels: 1. Shiny new tech - Radio in ...
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Trump’s Cannabis Order Just Gave Investors a Reality Check (And It Stings)
Remember that friend who gets way too excited about rumors and then acts shocked when reality hits? Yeah, that was basically every cannabis investor this week. Canopy Growth (CGC) just served up a masterclass in "buy the rumor, sell the news" – and boy, was it painful to watch. When whispers started floating around about Trump signing an executive order to fast-track marijuana rescheduling, CGC shares went absolutely bonkers, shooting up 110% in just a few days. Classic FOMO in action. Then ...
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Wall Street’s Biggest Tech Cheerleader Just Dropped His 2026 Crystal Ball Predictions (And They’re Wild)
Dan Ives is back with his annual tech fortune-telling session, and honestly, the guy's predictions are either genius or completely bonkers—probably both. The Wedbush analyst who's never met a tech stock he didn't want to hug just released his 2026 outlook, and it's basically a love letter to Silicon Valley wrapped in financial jargon. Tesla's Robotaxi World Domination Tour First up: Elon's army of self-driving cars. Ives thinks Tesla will roll out robotaxis in 30+ cities next year and start cranking out ...
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Disney’s 2025 Reality Check: When Magic Meets Wall Street Math
So here's the thing about Disney (DIS) in 2025: while everyone else was making money, Mickey Mouse was basically treading water. The stock managed a whopping 0.4% gain this year. That's not even enough to buy a churro at Disneyland. Meanwhile, the S&P 500 cruised to a 15% gain, and even Netflix—despite face-planting 30% from its peak—still managed to beat Disney with a 5% return. Ouch. That's like losing a race to someone running backwards. What Went Wrong in the House of ...
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