Michael Burry Isn’t Shorting Tesla (But He Still Thinks It’s Ridiculously Overvalued)
So here's a plot twist nobody saw coming: Michael Burry, the guy who basically invented betting against things that seem too good to be true, just told the internet he's not shorting Tesla. Yes, the same Tesla he called "ridiculously overvalued" literally days ago. For those keeping score at home, this is the same Michael Burry who made his name (and a Christian Bale movie) by betting against the housing market in 2008. The man has a PhD in spotting bubbles ...
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The Paper Wealth Economy: When Your Portfolio Becomes Your Paycheck
Remember when people got rich from working? Yeah, me neither. Welcome to 2025, where your brokerage statement matters more than your actual paycheck – and honestly, that's kind of terrifying. Here's the wild part: The Wall Street Journal just confirmed what we've all been suspiciously eyeing. The economy isn't running on wages anymore. It's running on people feeling rich because their Tesla stock went up. They call it the "wealth effect," which sounds way fancier than "I bought a new couch ...
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When Companies Started Hoarding Bitcoin Like Digital Gold (And Why It’s Getting Messy)
Remember when companies kept their extra cash in boring old treasury bonds? Yeah, those days are officially over. Welcome to 2025, where corporate America decided Bitcoin makes a perfectly reasonable piggy bank. What started as MicroStrategy's wild experiment has turned into a full-blown corporate trend called "Digital Asset Treasuries" (or DATs, because Wall Street loves acronyms). Think of it as companies saying, "You know what? Instead of earning 2% on our cash, let's ride the Bitcoin rollercoaster." The Numbers Are Actually Insane By ...
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Citi’s Crystal Ball Actually Works: 11 Stocks That Might Not Suck in 2026
Look, we've all been there. Some Wall Street hotshot in a $3,000 suit tells you they've got the secret sauce for beating the market, and six months later you're eating ramen while they're buying their third yacht. But here's the thing about Citi's Large Cap Recommended list – it's actually been crushing it. For two years straight, these financial wizards have managed to do what most of us can only dream of: consistently beat the S&P 500. In 2025, their picks ...
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The S&P 500 Is Having Its Best Decade Since the ’90s (And It’s Not Slowing Down)
Look, I get it. Every time someone mentions the stock market hitting new highs, your first instinct is probably to think "this has to end badly, right?" But here's the thing about the S&P 500 right now – it's basically the financial equivalent of that friend who keeps winning at poker night. Annoying? Maybe. But you'd be crazy not to pay attention to their strategy. The S&P 500 just wrapped up its third straight year of double-digit gains, sitting pretty at ...
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SoftBank’s CEO Just Went Full Casino Mode on OpenAI (Spoiler: It’s Not Going Well)
Remember that friend who put their entire paycheck on red at the roulette table? Well, meet Masayoshi Son, SoftBank's CEO, except instead of a paycheck, he's betting tens of billions on OpenAI becoming the king of artificial intelligence. And honestly? It's giving me serious secondhand anxiety. The Ultimate YOLO Investment Son isn't just dipping his toes in the AI pool – he's doing a full cannonball with a $22.5 billion commitment that needs to be fulfilled by December 31st. To make this ...
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The Trading Mindset That Actually Works (And Why Most People Get It Wrong)
Look, I get it. Trading feels like it should be about having the hottest tips, the fastest reflexes, or some mystical ability to read charts like tea leaves. But here's the thing that'll blow your mind: the best traders I know are actually kind of... boring. They're not the Wolf of Wall Street types screaming into phones. They're the ones with spreadsheets, rules, and the patience of a monk waiting for the perfect setup. Turns out, successful trading is less "Gordon ...
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Copper Just Had Its Glow-Up Moment (And It’s All Thanks to AI)
Remember copper? That reddish metal your high school chemistry teacher made you memorize on the periodic table? Well, plot twist: it's having its best year since 2009, and honestly, it's about time this underdog got some love. While everyone's been obsessing over gold (fair enough, it's shiny), copper has quietly been crushing it with a 42% gain this year. That's right – the metal that's basically the backbone of everything electronic is finally getting the recognition it deserves. So what's behind copper's ...
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