NVDA’s November Nightmare: When the AI Darling Gets a Reality Check
So Nvidia just had its worst month on the Dow since... well, since it became the poster child for "AI will save us all." Down 15% in November, which for a stock that's been basically printing money for three years straight, feels like watching your overachieving friend finally get a B+ on a test.
Let's be real here: NVDA has been on an absolute tear. We're talking 119% average annual returns over three years. That's not investing, that's basically legal gambling ...
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Uncle Sam’s New Side Hustle: Picking Stock Winners (And Why You Should Care)
Remember when the government's biggest financial move was bailing out banks? Those were simpler times. Now Uncle Sam has decided to get into the stock-picking business – and honestly, it's kind of working.
Here's what's happening: The U.S. government isn't just regulating markets anymore. It's literally choosing which companies win. Welcome to what fancy economists call "State-Backed Capitalism," but I prefer to think of it as "Washington's Investment Club."
Why the sudden career change?
Two words: China's winning. While we were busy arguing ...
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When Billionaires Cry: SoftBank’s CEO Had a Meltdown Over Selling Nvidia
You know that feeling when you sell something and immediately regret it? Like when you flip your old Pokemon cards on eBay, only to watch them skyrocket in value the next week? Well, imagine that feeling, but instead of Pokemon cards, it's a $6 billion stake in the hottest AI company on the planet.
Meet Masayoshi Son, SoftBank's CEO and apparently the most emotionally invested billionaire in tech. This guy just admitted he was literally crying while selling off his company's ...
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Copper’s Having a Moment (And FCX Stock Is Ready to Cash In)
Remember when everyone was obsessed with gold? Well, copper just crashed the party and it's not leaving anytime soon.
The red metal is absolutely crushing it right now. We're talking record highs of over $11,000 per ton on the London Metal Exchange – that's like copper putting on its Sunday best and showing off. Meanwhile, U.S. futures are dancing around $5.32 per pound, up 1.6% and looking pretty pleased with themselves.
So what's got copper acting like it just won the lottery? ...
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Uncle Sam Just Became a Venture Capitalist (And It’s About to Get Wild)
Remember when the government's biggest financial move was bailing out banks? Those were simpler times, my friend. Now Washington has decided to play a completely different game – and most investors are still figuring out the rules.
Here's what's happening: The U.S. government isn't just regulating markets anymore. It's literally picking winners. Welcome to what I'm calling "State-Backed Capitalism" – think China's playbook, but with American-style chaos and way better marketing.
Why the Sudden Career Change?
Simple. China's been eating our lunch in ...
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Bitcoin’s December Blues: Why Crypto’s Having a Rough Start to the Month
Well, well, well. Bitcoin decided to kick off December by face-planting harder than your uncle at the family holiday party. The world's favorite digital gold substitute is currently trading around $85,461, which puts it a whopping 32% down from its October peak of $126,200. Ouch.
For context, that's like buying a Tesla and watching it turn into a used Honda Civic in two months. Ethereum's not doing much better either, dropping 7% to hover around $2,800. It's giving major "everything is ...
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Google Just Pulled a Fast One on Nvidia (And Wall Street Is Losing Its Mind)
So here's the thing about tech giants: they love a good plot twist. And Google's parent company Alphabet just delivered one that has Wall Street analysts practically doing cartwheels in their ergonomic chairs.
Remember when everyone thought Nvidia was the undisputed king of AI chips? Well, Google just said "hold my kombucha" and announced they're supplying their homemade Tensor Processing Units (TPUs) to Meta. Yeah, that Meta – the company that burns through billions on AI infrastructure like it's Monopoly money.
The ...
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JPMorgan Just Dropped a $240K Bitcoin Prediction (And They’re Dead Serious)
So JPMorgan—yes, the same bank that used to call Bitcoin "rat poison squared"—just casually dropped a $240K price target for Bitcoin. Plot twist of the century? Maybe.
Here's the deal: Bitcoin's been having a rough time lately, tumbling from its October high of around $126K down to the low-$80K range. But JPMorgan's analysts are basically saying "hold my coffee" and doubling down on their bullish outlook.
The interesting part isn't just the number—it's why they think we'll get there. According to JPMorgan, ...
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